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There's only one reporter, only one writer for this press! And that's me!

Yana Oshibka
Oshibka Press Writer

People have been wondering for a while, just who am I? Well, I'm a wanderer. Someone who always follows the trail, someone looking for a good story to write about just so that I let you all know. No home to speak of, but frankly, who really cares about that decrepid place anyway. Not me!

You may have heard the story that I'm *technically* wanted by the government, and that would be true. I'm not on high-alert just yet, but I've written a few too many juicy articles that the government kiiiinda wants me to be dead and all. But hey~ That's when you know you've won it big in journalism, am I right?

Ah, what else do I need to say, uhhh. I'm over twenty, female (though I'm transsexual and all (That's what they call it now, right? I'm not too caught up in queer studies too much)) and I know my way out of bad situations. That's all.

Ah, don't go looking for me. I have wayyyy too many connections to count, and a lot of places to crash at until 'the storm's over' as they say. I'm way too much of a rat to sniff out. Speaking of which, do check out my friends in TheWoods though. They're quite interesting people.